Thursday, 22 November 2012

Woof Woof - For all the dog lovers!

I spotted this on yesterday and just had to share it with you..

But firstly, let me introduce you to the light of my life, Jess!! We have Jess for 6/7 years now, she is a 90% border collie and the rest of her is a labrador!!! She loves to chase sheep in the curragh, not so fond of the big scarey horses!! She begs for marmalade and toast every morning, actually she just begs for all food particles!!

"Bedtime storey please?"

So here are 10 things your dog would say if he/she could talk:

1. My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years. Any separation from you will be painful: remember that before you get me.

2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.

3. Place your trust in me—it is crucial to my wellbeing.
"i won't scratch the floor, promise!"

4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.
5. You have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I only have you.

6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice.
"Please can I have a treat"

7. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget.
8. Remember before you hit me that I have sharp teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite you because I love you.

9. Before you scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate, or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, or I have been out too long, or my heart is getting too old and weak.

10. Take care of me when I get old. You too will grow old. Accompany me on difficult journeys. Never say: “I cannot bear to watch” or “Let it happen in my absence.” Everything is easier for me if you are there—even my death.
Breaking the law!! :o
I do <3 my jess dog!!


  1. Aww my poor little chap died aged 16 two years ago and he was one of my best friends in all the world, what a lovely post


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